How the fuck would he know?

"It takes over your mind."

Senator Orrin Hatch, in The Washington Times, speaking about pornography, 12.20.04


Well, now that I think about it, it DID take over the mind of the best man available to be a Supreme Court justice when little Georgie's daddy nominated Clarence Thomas. It must have taken over Orrin's mind too.That must be why he destroyed the reputation of Anita Hill in order to save the ass of Mr. Justice Monkey Spanker. Not that there's anything wrong with being a pervert. As long as you cop to it, rather than smearing an innocent person who stepped forward to do right by her country, giving them the information they needed to make an informed judgement as to whether they wanted a sexual harrasser on the Court, right Clarence?

How DID your wife feel about your porn jones and your repeated clumsy attempts to bed Ms. Hill? ("How did this pubic hair get on my Coke can?" Jesus Christ, why didn't I ever try that line when I tried to bag babes?)

FULL DISCLOURE: I, like most American males, (even you Christian choirboys) have a porn monkey on my back. My life is all the richer for it. God bless porn. And when I'm nominated for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States of America, I will proudly admit it to Mr. Hatch and the Senate Judiciary Committee.

How much influence peddling money do you take from porn purveyors like your good friend Rupert Murdoch, Orrin? I'll bet he shtups you good.

[POSTSCRIPT: Well wouldja look at this:

Contributor
MURDOCH, KEITH RUPERT
WASHINGTON, DC 20001
NEWS CORPORATION
Recipient:
HATCH, ORRIN G (R)
Senate - UT
HATCH ELECTION COMMITTEE INC $1,000
primary 09/29/98]