Why the Internet is Great

Just when you think you'll never come up with anything worth reading for this stupid thing, life throws you a gift. Thanks to Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post, I give you www.breakupnews.com !

Need a sample? Here, have this one:

Singh/Athanandh

Reshma Singh, 20, has broken up with “useless waste of space” Shaun Athanandh, 32, because having sex with him was less pleasurable than “masturbating with a stick.”

Enough said.